Reviewed by Belle
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I recommend this product
Full of Flavour
This one was delish!! So much flavour!! I am a big fan of the Funky Monkey range! My new favourite!!
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Funky Monkey Pinot Noir
Rated 4.0 out of 5
30% OFF
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Discover Funky Monkey, a modern selection of wines engineered to boost your antioxidant intake while eliminating alcohol entirely. Meet Funky, the mischievous monkey adorning our label, who declares that opting for our alcohol-free Pinot Noir is the hottest choice in town. Immerse yourself in the cool, alcohol-free sensation that lets you stay in the groove longer. Crafted by our skilled winemakers, our process delivers a luscious Pinot Noir without the dreaded hangover. Our wine is proudly free of alcohol and animal products, cultivated pesticide-free, and brimming with natural antioxidants. Experience the zero-alcohol, zero monkey business revolution and elevate your wine enjoyment to a whole new level.
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9 Reviews
Reviewed by Karen, from Australia
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I recommend this product
Really yummy
Almost like the real thing but without the tannins and "thick" mouthfeel because of the alcohol. I paired it with lamb and really enjoyed it. Will order again!
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Reviewed by Anonymous, from Australia
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I recommend this product
Funky Monkey Good
Best one I’ve tasted yet
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Reviewed by Bec B., from Australia
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I recommend this product
Yummy
Very good and an excellent replica
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Reviewed by Anonymous, from Australia
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I recommend this product
3.5 stars very light Pinot
Tasty, prepare for a very light Pinot, had a juice aftertaste in your mouth. Not the best I’ve had but still quite drinkable
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Reviewed by Anonymous, from Australia
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I recommend this product
Lovely gentle wine
of all brands here, the Funky Monkey is my favorite so far, because its preservative free, Australian and consistently good.This Pinot Noir is a lovely gentle one. First impression is a bit too much grapejuice / but the taste is much more subtle. And gets better once opened!
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Reviewed by Gita, from Australia
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I recommend this product
actually a very nice drop!
I haven't tasted a lot of different alcohol free wines yet, and this is the first of the Funky Monkey brand. My first impression was, "O darn, grapejuice again". But that was just the first sip. It turned into a much more flavorsome, light, soft wine with gentle tannines, which was a pleasure to drink! We drank it cold and I think that did it good. Sorry to see it's sold out now but will keep an eye on it!
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Reviewed by Ada M.
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Consumption
Everyday
Drinking Habits
Regularly enjoys alcoholic drinks
Not enough flavour
Tastes almost watered down, we weren't a huge fan of this one
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Reviewed by Graham, from New Zealand
I don't recommend this product
Threw it out
This wine is disgusting. Watery, insipid, bitter. Nothing like the tasting notes. I couldn't finish it and threw the rest of
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